https://unitedcommunication.org/from-the-desk-of-robert daily 0.75 2021-05-17 https://unitedcommunication.org/from-the-desk-of-laurance daily 0.75 2021-05-17 https://unitedcommunication.org/from-the-desk-of-laurance/the-worlds-worst-kept-secret monthly 0.5 2021-05-19 https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6001f8188314086972af1de7/1621433119436-TDVPIEG9KN49ZP21HBYS/HALES+A.jpg From the Desk of Laurance - The World’s Worst Kept Secret - Make it stand out 1/3: UK Strike legend Derek Hales (168 goals in 368 games) sat down to a match day program interview in 1979 which has now earned him an unbecoming internet title in SHORTLIST'S ARTICLE: "DEREK HALES - The world's most miserable football player profile..." But is his player profile the exact opposite of this claim? Is/was he the most fulfilled and enlightened footballer who might just have been well ahead of his time? and still even today? Shall we take a closer look together... https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6001f8188314086972af1de7/1621433151464-BS0DZ71ULIECHPK51LP5/HALES+B.jpg From the Desk of Laurance - The World’s Worst Kept Secret - Make it stand out 2/3: While the interviewer serves up reasonable questions, each of Hales returns are answers from the very perspective the questions were not intended to be answered from… His own subjective standard of success and enjoyments in life. The laden presumption in the questions is that certain things matter and others don’t by virtue of simply being a footballer as if all footballers are all the same or thereabouts. Hales simply enjoys scoring goals himself for the goals sake in the line of duty and isn't too bothered watching others score or how they go in once they go in while it would seem the internet posse discounts the experience of giving life to of a son as less than a suffice thrill but rather boring for a footballer rather than a human being. The most ironic part of the internet claim against Hales is that he actually states he dislikes boring people most alongside being treated unfairly/unequally. How Boring! https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6001f8188314086972af1de7/1621433201734-7WW2X4H8T6YBSKS9WEEM/HALES+C.jpg From the Desk of Laurance - The World’s Worst Kept Secret - Make it stand out 3/3: Hales biggest ambition in his personal life is to be happy (Perhaps fulfilled?) while his biggest professional ambition is to stay fit in order to keep doing what he loves most… What is boring about wanting to be happy like everyone else? Hales is further disinterested in superficial honors, accolades and other famous people. 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